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  6. (via xgator-smashx, likeafire)
     
  7. The awquard moment when you see a girl on the bus who’s face you’ve wanted to smash into a concorete block for years.

     
  8. Looks like your one sad song away from deap throating a shotgun…
     
  9. The funny moment when your stupid ex boyfriend tries to hack all your accounts, and you fuck his up first and your like… AHHHHHHH YA’ FUCKING STEROID BASTARD.

    The funny moment when your stupid ex boyfriend tries to hack all your accounts, and you fuck his up first and your like… AHHHHHHH YA’ FUCKING STEROID BASTARD.

     
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Im:
Jessica/Puddles/Puddleline.

- The old VW Beetles are the best car ever.
- Cinnamon is the best smell possible.
- I use humor to get past serious situations.
- I write erotic novels for children, there wildly unpopular.
- I love tattoos.
- My friends think that if i sat in a puddle, i would disolve.
- I like the rain.
- Give me lillys you have me forever. Litterally.
- Ive been told id be a better guy.
- Im allergic to plasters.
- I think im a FRIENDS addict. I seam to be quoting it in everyday situations now.
- I have Kidney Failure. Its fun.
- I think Sea Monkeys are like gods.
- I paint my nails a different colour every few days.
- I love my Blackberry more than ill love any human.

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