The awquard moment when you see a girl on the bus who’s face you’ve wanted to smash into a concorete block for years.
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The awquard moment when you see a girl on the bus who’s face you’ve wanted to smash into a concorete block for years.
Looks like your one sad song away from deap throating a shotgun…
The funny moment when your stupid ex boyfriend tries to hack all your accounts, and you fuck his up first and your like… AHHHHHHH YA’ FUCKING STEROID BASTARD.
Im:
Jessica/Puddles/Puddleline.
- The old VW Beetles are the best car ever.
- Cinnamon is the best smell possible.
- I use humor to get past serious situations.
- I write erotic novels for children, there wildly unpopular.
- I love tattoos.
- My friends think that if i sat in a puddle, i would disolve.
- I like the rain.
- Give me lillys you have me forever. Litterally.
- Ive been told id be a better guy.
- Im allergic to plasters.
- I think im a FRIENDS addict. I seam to be quoting it in everyday situations now.
- I have Kidney Failure. Its fun.
- I think Sea Monkeys are like gods.
- I paint my nails a different colour every few days.
- I love my Blackberry more than ill love any human.